Hair of black

Length of long

Words of smartness

In this song

Goof of ball

Nut of case

Short of stature

Long of face

Looks of good

Smile of bright

Teeth of shiny

Except for that one spot where

there's some plaque

Hadn't done any poetry in a while, so I thought I would grace you all with my brilliance. You're welcome. Hahaha. Actually, I wrote this at work yesterday. Yes, despite the fact that I work retail, and yesterday was the day after Thanksgiving, I had time to sit down and write such a work of art. I was in the back, by myself, for 3 hours, supposedly waiting to load TVs - but I only had 4 customers in those 3 hours, so I was bored out of my skull. And that unfortunate poem above is what comes from a bored Greg. Don't let it happen again. :-)